AIYOOO SANGAAAAAAA MALAAAAAA!!!!!

Apoo today was quite a shocker noooooo. I mean really terrorism seems bit of a joke now ne. The blokes don't even know who or what to target anymore. The Srilankan cricket team of all the people.Our innocent 'poll sambolai batthui' eating cricketers. Pawu aney. Was in grade eight at the time my phone buzzed, deciding how best to drill the idea of what voltage is through their thick skulls.

Nevertheless what I was doing with a phone in a class u may wonder. Wwell courtesy to husky. I had to smuggle it into the class because his friend was bringing me a gift (from husky that is ) :D The gift was deffa the best part of the scene and it deffa was worth all the smuggling! What i liked the most was the packing. it was soo awsum with a nice blue ribbon and all that. It looked soo appealing prolly because i cant seem Even master the art of packing a rice parcel properly! got a little bit of special thanking to do tonight..ahem..;)

Anyways moving on to our terrorist ayyala's, i did get a news alert while i was in grade eight which i didn't bother reading.I heard it all from husky when he called..damn was i shocked..THE SRILANKAN CRICKET TEAM WAS ATTACKED BY UNIDIENTIFIED TERRORISTS IN PAKISTAN!!!!!seriously pictured how big ajantha's eyes would have become. That all i look at when ever i see him..seriously. The reuters say "They appeared to be well-trained terrorists. They came on rickshaws. They were armed with rockets, hand grenades, kalashnikovs." i mean really, who and why would they want to throw grenades at our boys? and attack them with kalashinikovs! I MEAN KALASHINIKOVS!!! HOW MANY OF OUR BOYS DO YOU THINK CAN EVEN PRONOUCE THAT WORD!?! pathetic isnt it..

Just a seconds later old Sam struts into the room almost screaming her head off! "Our team has been shot, SANGA has been shot!!!!" i mean really, rumours sure spread like grape vine, but it sure is as efficient as a game of secret passing..everything has to be twisted around! and there was this seventy year old woman almost in tears over Sanga's plight. She really fancies him. Letting datha take over the tedious task of calming her down i walked into grade 10.

Double physics..sukz..anyways was happy to know they didn't know anything about it yet, and knowing the girls were die hard cricket fans i delivered the news as solemly as i could.. Iinitially it was just shock, followed by damns, screws and fucks. I mean really I was a teacher but they paid no heed.. Well was really touched by their patriotism...because generally cricket is the ONLY thing they feel patriotic about! After a few minutes of hoos and haas i ordered them to settle down and i was just about to begin on boring half life of radiactive elements when this girl burst out crying..i mean really, thats the fist time i saw anyone just BURST out crying..It was Hashy, an other wise very sweet girl.

"mm..miss ddddo you th..think he's ok???"

" err..whose ok??"

I was really confused. I mean she was laughing her ass off about sum joke when i entered the class and now she was crying. My species..not the most predictable thing on earth.

the other girls around her giggled.

"Its SANGA miss! she's terrified that he's hurt. you said he was shot nooooo.." they chorused.

"jeeeeez"

seriously i just stood there looking at her..And i burst into a fit of giggles..
she was crying real hard now..her friends were by then surrounding her, comforting her and snickering at the same time.

I shook my head at them..they seemed to be in no mood for any physics..i carried my pile of books and made m way not the staff room to be greeted by grieving- teary eyed Sam. BBRRRRRRRRRRR....not again!

Give me a BREAK!!!!!

Screw the bloody terrorists!